1. Ek Aadami Sharaab Pee Pee ke mar gayaa. Lekin usaki Daru ke pratee nishtha to dekho...marte marte kaheta hai, " sharab to thik hee thee, saala mera liver hi kamzor tha.."
2. Man asked the God,"God, why do you make the woman so beautiful?" God replied, "so you can love her". Man again asked, "but why then you make her so stupid?" God replied, "So she can love you!"
3. Karasankaka e potana New York maa raheta deekara chhagan ne phone karyo. "Hello.. chhagan chhe?" Deekara ni wife boli, "Na, e to BATH ma chhe.." Bapa Bolya, "Ghadik chhuto karo ne, mare teni saathe vaat karavi chhe..."
4. Man- "where do you want to go for our anniversary?
Wife-"Somewhere I have never been"
Man-"How about the kitchen, honey?"
5. Bapu harroj Ghode pe baithake college jaate they... Aisa 3-4 saal chala. Ex din Bapu akele college aaye. Kisine puchha, "bapu Ghoda kahan gaya?. "Woh to graduate ho gayaa.." bapu bole.
2. Man asked the God,"God, why do you make the woman so beautiful?" God replied, "so you can love her". Man again asked, "but why then you make her so stupid?" God replied, "So she can love you!"
3. Karasankaka e potana New York maa raheta deekara chhagan ne phone karyo. "Hello.. chhagan chhe?" Deekara ni wife boli, "Na, e to BATH ma chhe.." Bapa Bolya, "Ghadik chhuto karo ne, mare teni saathe vaat karavi chhe..."
4. Man- "where do you want to go for our anniversary?
Wife-"Somewhere I have never been"
Man-"How about the kitchen, honey?"
5. Bapu harroj Ghode pe baithake college jaate they... Aisa 3-4 saal chala. Ex din Bapu akele college aaye. Kisine puchha, "bapu Ghoda kahan gaya?. "Woh to graduate ho gayaa.." bapu bole.
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